Ukulele Lady and interpreted by Joe G This song was used in a Muppet Show sketch and has been done by many performers, this is Ethel Merman version: Standard tuning with a Capo on 7 If you like a ukulele lady Ukulele lady like a you If you want to linger where it's shady Ukulele lady linger too If you kiss a ukulele lady While you promise ever to be true And she see another ukulele lady fool around with you Maybe she'll sigh, maybe she'll cry Maybe she will find somebody else By and by To sing to when it's cool and shady Where the tricky wicky wackies woo If you like a ukulele lady Ukulele lady like-a you (Repeat the whole thing)