Five Americans - "7:30 Guided Tour"(Robin Hood Brians) Intro: sirens panned across channels [2X] / / / / / / / / Verse 1: FaddG Fasten your seat belts for the 7:30 guided tour / Meet Mister Bartholomew / -5 He will translate for you Please tell him if you do not understand Verse 2: You'll get an eyeful when we climb the highest tower in town Above the mist and fog We'll let our minds unclog Please use the handrail when you're coming down Bridge 1: Put on wooden shoes Walk away all your blues Watch the windmills chase the gray clouds away Instrumental break: / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / [N..] / / / / / / / / / / / / / Verse 3: There'll be no cameras taken on this portion of the trip Best leave them all behind They confiscated mine For taking pictures of their paradise Bridge 2: Now we're crossing the wall I hear the good times call Up to the fourth floor Gonna ride the riverboat home Verse 4: Hope you have all enjoyed the 7:30 Guided Tour If you've enjoyed the tip Please leave a little tip A token for Bartholomew and me Coda: (repeat chorus w/wordless vocals to fade) -- another ace 60's tab from Andrew Rogers