Flight of the Conchords - A Kiss is Not a Contract
Tuning: Standard
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A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice
Mmmmm, very nice
Just because you've been exploring my mouth
Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south, no
A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice
It's very, very nice
Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal that's in my jockeys
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Oh just because I'm in a two man novelty band
Doesn't mean it's all about poontang
I can't go round loving everyone
I just wouldn't get anything done
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You can take me out to dinner that might be quite nice
you could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice
but that won't get you into pants paradise
A (strum all once)
They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven oh oh
A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice
It's very, very nice
I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby
We're only two men, ladies,
Oh pretty babies