Flight of the Conchords Femident Toothpaste (Series 2, Episode 2) The song for the "Femident Toothpaste" advert... enjoy You are a woman, you have womens wear You have breasts and long-ish hair. Oh yeah. Your kind is found everywhere, yet your still very rare. Oh yeah Your a woman and you love to weave Your a woman, you have womans needs. I know you have womens rights, your a woman with teeth, now take a bite. Oh Femident toothpaste yeah, for your feminine dental care, oh yeah Oh femident toothpaste femident, femident... femident