...HUMANS ARE DEAD... by Flight of the Conchords
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*from Episode 1 (2007)*
Verse 1:
(Jemaine & Bret):
The distant future, the distant future,
(Jemaine):
It is the distant future, the year 2000.
(Bret):
We are robots.
(Jemaine):
The world is very different.
Ever since the Robot uprising of the mid-90s;
There is no more unhappiness.
(Bret):
Affirmative.
(Jemaine):
We no longer say yes. Instead we say 'affirmative'.
(Bret):
Yes, affirmative.
(Jemaine):
Unless it's a more colloquial situation with a few robo-friends.
There is only one kind of dance; The Robot.
(Bret):
And the Robo-Boogie.
(Jemaine):
Oh yes. Two kinds of dances.
(Jemaine & Bret):
(n.)
Finally, robotic beings rule the world.
Chorus 1:
(Bret):
The humans are dead, the humans are dead.
We used poisonous gasses, and we poisoned their asses.
The humans are dead.
(Jemaine): That's right they are dead,
The humans are dead.
(Jemaine): They look like they're dead.
It had to be done,
(Jemaine):
I'll just confirm that they're dead...
So that we could have fun.
(Jemaine):
(n.)
Af-firmative. I poked one. It was dead.
Bridge 1:
Can't we just talk to the humans?
A little understanding could make things better.
Can't we talk to the humans and work to-gether now?
No, because they are dead.
Binary Solo:
(Bret):
(n.) (n.)
0000001, 00000011,
(n.) (n.)
0000001, 00000011.
0000001,
0000001,
000000111,
(Jemaine):
(n.)
Come on sucker, lick my battery.
Coda:
Boogie, boogie, (Robo Boogie),
Boogie, Robo Boogie.
(n.)
(The humans are dead).
(n.)
Once again without emotion;
The humans are dead dead,
Dead dead dead dead dead dooo...
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