Flight of the Conchords - K.I.S.S.I.N.G --------------------------------------- I'm a great Conchords fan - just wish they'd release a proper album and spread the joy! Let me know if you can improve on the chords or just if you enjoyed playing. Straightforward (and short) song. Most is palm-muted strumming 8 beats to the bar. There's some finger picking at the beginning and end of the last verse, which is easy to copy if you listen to the record (normal chord shapes; just copy their rhythm and leave out the top string). * / e--3--0--2--3----3-----5---3----2--0---| B--0--1--1--0----0-----7---2----4--2---| G--0--0--2--0----0-----5---0----2--3---| D--0--2--0--2----2-----7---2----4--2---| A--2--3--x--2----3-----5---x----2--x---| E--3--x--x--x----x-----x---x----x--x---| A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice Oh yes it's very nice Just because you've been exploring my mouth Doesn't mean you get to take an expedition further south, no A kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice It's very very nice Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey Doesn't mean you get to score the goal that's in my jockeys * Oh just because I'm in an acoustic folk band / It doesn't mean I only want poontang I can't go round loving everyone I just wouldn't get anything done Because I'm only one man, baby We're only two men, ladies, Oh pretty babies