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Im Not Crying Tab

by Flight Of The Conchords


The notes written within parentheses are the bassnotes played.
1/17/08 - Fixed the chord timing in the beginning.

Spoken:
So, you’re leaving, aren’t you?
I knew it when you said just then when you told me you were leaving
That’s when I definitely knew

                                                                     /
But if you’re trying to break my heart, your plan is flawed from the start
                                                                  
You can’t break my heart, it’s liquid, it melted when I met you
                                 
And as you turn around to leave, don’t turn back to me
/                                                            
Don’t turn around and see if I’m crying, I’m not crying

                                  
I’m not crying, it’s just been raining on my face
                                  
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks, please, 

Please don’t tell my mates
                
I’m not crying, no, I’m not crying
                   
And if I am crying, it’s not because of you
                 
It’s because I’m thinking about a friend of mine
Who you don’t know who is dying, that’s right, dying

                  ()                            ()
These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leaving me,
                      ()
I’ve just been cutting onions
         
I’m making a lasagna, for one
          
Oh, I’m not crying, no!


There’s just a little bit of dust in my eye
                
That’s from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
        
I’m not weeping because you won’t be here to hold my hand
For your information there’s an inflammation in my tear gland

I’m not upset because you left me this way

My eyes are just a little sweaty today
             
They’ve been looking around, they’re like searching for you
They’ve been looking for you, even though I told them not to

                   ()                      ()
These aren’t tears of sadness, they’re tears of joy
        ()
I’m just laughing
             
Ha ha ha-ha ha


Sitting at this table called love
        
Staring down at the irony of life
                           
How come we’ve reached this fork in the road

And yet it cuts like a knife?

          
I’m not crying
         
I’m not crying
        
I’m not cry-y-y-y-y
      
y-y-y-y-ing