The notes written within parentheses are the bassnotes played. 1/17/08 - Fixed the chord timing in the beginning. Spoken: So, you’re leaving, aren’t you? I knew it when you said just then when you told me you were leaving That’s when I definitely knew / But if you’re trying to break my heart, your plan is flawed from the start You can’t break my heart, it’s liquid, it melted when I met you And as you turn around to leave, don’t turn back to me / Don’t turn around and see if I’m crying, I’m not crying I’m not crying, it’s just been raining on my face And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks, please, Please don’t tell my mates I’m not crying, no, I’m not crying And if I am crying, it’s not because of you It’s because I’m thinking about a friend of mine Who you don’t know who is dying, that’s right, dying () () These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leaving me, () I’ve just been cutting onions I’m making a lasagna, for one Oh, I’m not crying, no! There’s just a little bit of dust in my eye That’s from the path that you made when you said your goodbye I’m not weeping because you won’t be here to hold my hand For your information there’s an inflammation in my tear gland I’m not upset because you left me this way My eyes are just a little sweaty today They’ve been looking around, they’re like searching for you They’ve been looking for you, even though I told them not to () () These aren’t tears of sadness, they’re tears of joy () I’m just laughing Ha ha ha-ha ha Sitting at this table called love Staring down at the irony of life How come we’ve reached this fork in the road And yet it cuts like a knife? I’m not crying I’m not crying I’m not cry-y-y-y-y y-y-y-y-ing