...MERMAIDS... by Flight of the Conchords
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*from Episode 9 (2007)*
*N.B...Ukulele CHORD DIAGRAMS follow the Guitar Tab*
Intro:
(n.)
Ahh Ahh...ahh Ahh...
Ahh Ahh...ahh Ahh...
Ahh Ahh...
Bridge 1:
Mermaids, mermaids, mermaids, mermaids.
Mermaid, mermaid, mermaid, mermaid,
Mermaid, mermaid, mermaid.
Verse 1:
Mermaid murmured into my ear.
The answers to questions, I'm longing to hear.
Does it relax you to hear, the sound of the land?
Do you, a mermaid, have, slightly webbed hands?
Is it normal for a guy, to wear a scuba apparatus,
When he makes love in the sea? (Make love to me).
Would it be weird for you, if I touched your fishy half?
I know it would be for me.
Chorus 1:
(Ah ah ah oh, wa-ee-ah wa-ee-ah),
(n.)
(Ah ah ah oh, ooh--ooh--ooh, -ooh--ooh).
Verse 2:
Do you have mermaid parties, beneath the sea? (Am I invited?)
At these mermaid parties; do you smoke sea-weed?
(If so, then how do you light it?)
Are you the answer to a drunken sailor's lonely wish?
(Wish, wish, wish...)
Or are you an optical illusion, caused by a woman sitting on a rock,
Holding half a fish? (Half a sexy fish...)
Chorus 2:
(Ah ah ah oh, wa-ee-ah wa-ee-ah),
(n.)
(Ah ah ah oh, ooh--ooh--ooh, -ooh--ooh).
CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE
xx0222 x46654 x24232 x02120
*UKULELE CHORDS*
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GCEA GCEA GCEA GCEA
2224 1104 4222 1100
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| ___| | | | | | | | |\_/| | __| | \ /
| |= = | | | |_| | | | = | | |____| | |
| | | | |_____| | | | | = = = | |
| |___ | | = = = | | | | | |
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|_______| Joel from cLuMsY, 2008 =