The Parsnip Song FRED Can't Stop, I'm Being Timed Intro: Sorry about the chords not being in the perfect place but it's too specific! You'll figure it out! Variation of the A bar chord with the chords , , , under it! Not many people Know-ooh-woah-ooh-woa-oh That parsnips are the evil of the universe And all the other vegetables are merely pawns in the Parsninp's giant web of deceit That's why the parsnip is so alarmingly sweet! And then my biggest fear is biting into a chip And finding out that it really is a parsnip! Chorus: (Same as verse)