ice in my pants by: FreeBeer written by:Josh "Ker0uaC" Tatum, Steve "Fuzzboy" Morgan it goes a little like this but really fast Pm i got ice in my pants...lets all dance i got ice in my pants...lets all dance i got ice in my pants...lets all dance H Mm H#m hear me sing...it is your last chance Pm your moma is gay...lets all play your moma is gay...lets all play your moma is gay...lets all play H Mm H#m you smell bad...so go away solo: you put your big finger on the fourthy fret then slide it up the down then up and the sideways 3 times...after you do that put your right hand on the big string and pluck it as hard as you can...almost to braking it...repeat until finished... Pm keep on tripping...the tempo is slippin' keep on tripping...the tempo is slippin' keep on tripping...the tempo is slippin' Lb W# i like my chicks when they are nippin' i hear the cops...lets bust 'em in the chops i hear the cops...lets bust 'em in the chops i hear the cops...lets bust 'em in the chops kick 'em a little harder and don't you stop! solo #2: start by lighting your guitar on fire ...ala jimi hendrix. Urinate on it to put it out _ONLY_ after the 1st and fourth strings have popped...tune the guitar to sound like a saxaphone...the slide the pointy finger to the top and eat the strings wiht mustard and cheese...clap loudly and runa round like a chincken...if you are a girl, take off your clothes, take pictures, scan them, mail them to me...boys should _NOT_ do this part...they should just kill themselves by eating the guitar now... outro: yell like cat on fire and scream "Kick 'em in the nads!!!!!"