American Honky Tonk Bar Association - Garth Brooks Verse1: If your paycheck depends on the weather and the clock if your conversation calls for a little more than a coffee pot if you need to pour your heart out and try to rectify some situation ... that you're facing [stop] contact your American Honky Tonk Bar - Association Verse2: when Uncle Sam dips in your pocket for most things you don't mind but when your dollar goes to all of those standing in a welfare line rejoice you have a voice if you're concerned about the destination ... of this great nation it's called the American Honky Tonk Bar - Association Chorus: it represents the hard hat, gun rack, aching-back overtaxed, flag-wavin', fun lovin' crowd their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud -- there's no forms or no applications -- there's no red-tape administrations it's the American Honky Tonk Bar - Association Break: - - - Verse3: we're all one big family throughout the cities and the towns we don't reach for handouts we reach for those who're down and every local chapter has a 7 day a week available - consultation for your frustration it's called the American Honky Tonk Bar - Association Chorus2: it represents the mud flap, six pack, bare crack, overtaxed, flag-wavin', fun lovin' crowd their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud there's no forms or no applications there's no red-tape administrations it's the American Honky Tonk Bar - Association go join your American Honky Tonk Bar - Association Outro: G (same as intro) do not delay - contact today - your AHBA - AHBA