Intro/Verse: ------------ This is the main riff for most of the song. C C G G e:------------| B:------------| G:--5-5-------| <- the first bit can be played 2 ways... D:--5-5--5--5-| A:--3-3--5--5-| E:--3-3--3--3-| or: C C G G F G G C C G G Bb C e:----------------|-------------|-------------|------------------| B:----------------|-------------|-------------|------------------| G:----------------|-------------|--5-5--------|--3---------------|x2 D:-2-2--5--5------|---3-/5-5----|--5-5--5-5---|--0----2-2--------| A:-3-3--5--5------|---3-/5-5----|--3-3--5-5---|--1-/--3-3-3h4p3--| E:-3-3--3--3------|---1-/3-3----|--3-3--3-3---|--1-/--3-3--------| Verse 1: -------- C C G G F G G C C G G Bb C e:----------------|-------------|-------------|------------------| B:----------------|-------------|-------------|------------------| G:----------------|-------------|--5-5--------|--3---------------| D:-2-2--5--5------|---3-/5-5----|--5-5--5-5---|--0----2-2--------| A:-3-3--5--5------|---3-/5-5----|--3-3--5-5---|--1-/--3-3-3h4p3--| E:-3-3--3--3------|---1-/3-3----|--3-3--3-3---|--1-/--3-3--------| Hot sun Beating Burning wal- around down my feet king C C G G F G G Hot sun beating down C C G G Bb C burning my feet just walking around. (Same thing:) Hot sun making me sweat \'Gators getting close, hasn\'t got me yet Chorus: (same tune as verse) ------- C C G G F G G I can\'t dance, I can\'t talk. C C G G Bb C The only thing about me is the way I walk. I can\'t dance, I can\'t sing I\'m just standing here selling everything. Verse 2: -------- Blue jeans sitting on the beach, her dog\'s talking to me, but she\'s out of reach. She\'s got a body under that shirt, but all she wants to do is rub my face in the dirt. \'Cause, I can\'t dance, I can\'t talk. The only thing about me is the way I walk. No, I can\'t dance, I can\'t sing I\'m just standing here selling. Bridge: ------- Bb F C e:-----------------------0-----| B:-----------------------1-----| G:-----------------------0-----| D:-0-----------3---------2-----| A:-1-----------3---------3-----| E:-1-----------1---------3-----| checking... place... know Bb F And checking everything is in place, C you never know who\'s looking on. Verse 3: -------- Young punk spilling beer on my shoes, fat guy\'s talking to me trying to steal my blues. Thick smoke, see her smiling through. I never thought so much could happen just shooting pool. But I can\'t dance, I can\'t talk. The only thing about me is the way I walk. I can\'t dance, I can\'t sing I\'m just standing here selling Bridge 2: --------- Bb F C e:--------------------------------------| B:--------------------------------------| G:--------------------------------------| D:-----0------------3---------------2---| A:-----1------------3---------------3---| E:-----1------------1---------------3---| Bb Eb F (synth bit) e:-----------------------------------------1----------| B:--------------------------------------------1-------| G:--------------------------------------2--------2----| D:-0---------------13----------3------3---------------| A:-1---------------13----------3----------------------| E:-1---------------11----------1----------------------| Bb F And checking everything is in place C You never know who\'s looking on Bb Eb F A perfect body with a perfect face, uhan. End: ---- Play chorus lots of time with loads of scat vocals...while playing the \"intro-riff\"... and singing: \"I won\'t dance, please don\'t ask me...\"