Song: Merry Christmas From The Family Artist: Montgomery Gentry Verse 1: Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk At our Christmas party We were drinkin’ champagne punch And homemade eggnog Little sister brought her new boyfriend He was a Mexican We didn’t know what to think of him ‘Til he sang Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Brother Ken brought his kids with him The three from his first wife Lynn And the two identical twins >From his first wife MaryNell Of course he brought his new wife Kaye Who talks all about AA Chain smokin’ while the stereo plays Noel, Noel, The first Noel Chorus: Carve the tukey turn the ball game on Mix margaritas when the eggnogs gone Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store We need some ice and a extension cord A can of been dip and some Diet Rite A box of pampers and some Marlboro Lights Hallelujah everybody say cheese Merry Christmas from the family Verse 2: Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen I can't remember how I'm kin to them But when they tried to plug their motorhome in They blew our Christmas lights Cousin David knew just what went wrong So we waited out on our front lawn He threw the breaker and the lights came on And we sang Silent Night Oh Silent Night Oh holy night Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on Make Bloody Marys cause we all want one Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go We need a can of cheese and a can of fake snow A bag of corn nuts and some Diet Sprite A box of Midol and some Salem Lights Hallelujah everybody say cheese Merry Christmas from the family Feliz Navidad.