Drinkin' Thinkin' - George Canyon See that girl over there? Everyone thinks she’s hot And after a few, you’re thinkin’ you’ve got a shot Well maybe you do, maybe you don’t But if you strike-out there, Haus And start telling yourself its her lose Chorus: That’s just drinkin’ thinkin’, liquor logic in a can ( - ) Your brain-cells parted, And your body, believes you’re superman That’s just drinkin’ thinkin’ And here’s where the trouble starts The more you drink, the better you think you are From this stage & these lights I see this stuff every night A guy in a tie will challenge a biker to fight Or the karaoke king who gets up to sing An oldie and hears the applause And believes he can quit his day-job Repeat chorus: Solo: spoken (you’re getting better all the time) That’s just drinkin’ thinkin’, liquor logic in a can ( - ) Your brain-cells parted, And your body, believes you’re superman That’s just drinkin’ thinkin’ And here’s where the trouble starts The more you think, the better you drink you are Oh the bigger and bad-er, smarter and bitter who do you think you are? Spoken (You better switch to coffee)