Wasted Rock Ranger by Great White This is the B-side to the Once Bitten Twice Shy single that came out many years ago. It has been stuck in head for some time now. I hope you all get a kick out of it as well. It sounds great on an acoustic. anyone knows another way to play I would love to hear your suggestions. Well, I'm a Wasted Rock Ranger, I live a life of danger On the road to find a higher high I don't need no one's affection, All I need is my injection, My out of tune Les Paul will get me by I've been doin' gigs since I was ten and really can't remember when I ever had a dollar to my name My ears are blown, my eyes are red, I've got big holes inside my head From snorting too much crystal and cocaine I have bennies with the mornin' toast, Qualudes with the evenin' roast Assorted snorts of powder in between I don't think a days gone by, That I wasn't drunk or high It's the only way I keep my sanity From Keggers Den to Hootersville, My flamming dreams have topped the bill A thousand empty bottles earned my name Endless dreams of one night stands, Sharing gigs with half-ass bands And all the local groupies lay the same Well I coulda' had a payin' job, workin' for some fucked up slob Wife or family, true security But I left that shit behind, With all that heavy metal grind 'Cause Rock & Roll is in my blood to stay (among other things...) Hey! You're a Wasted Rock Ranger, You'll live a life of danger Sing this song and follow it to the end And when you reach number one **You can overdose for fun** And go and visit Jimi and his friends (whistle)x4 (solo)x8 Hey! You're a Wasted Rock Ranger, You'll live a life of danger Sing this song and follow it 'till the end And when we reach number one **We'll all overdose for fun** And we'll hang out with Jimi and his friends (Yee-Haa)