Band: Helmet & Thomson Song: Bargain of the Season Album: Tits, Arse and Muff Written by: Tim Butler and Simon McSweeney i keep gettin this shit in the post everyone wants my money, now im gettin rather pissed off with it all its not that funny CHORUS: Bargain of the season this album is for free No one wants to buy it anyway cos its sung by (Thomson or Helmet) and me i really need to get out of this place don't know my destination im fed up with living up here and this boring conversation CHORUS i wish i were a man who'd liven things up i'd start a mass debate no charge for entertaining them all closing time at half past eight CHORUS Bargain of the season this album is for free No one wants to buy it anyway G A D (stike and let ring) cos its sung by you and me