I couldn't find this when I searched for it and thought it's too fun not to be
tabbed. I've never found someone who's heard it before so I tell people I wrote it
and it always gets a laugh.
Henry plays it in F# but meh.
I may not be a movie star
I may not drive a shiny car
I may not be surrounded by celebrities or royalty
I may not be the Prince of Wales
Or the King of Siam
In fact I don't remember just exactly who I am
Chorus:
'Cos I got hit in the head by a brick
and I can't remember one damn thing
Hit in the head by a brick and I don't remember anything
I might have been some principal
A white-collar criminal
I might have been the guy who leaked the Lewinsky story to the evening news
Or sold military secrets to China or even armed Iraq
Or take pictures of Lady Di
But don't expect me to testify
CHORUS
Bridge:
I got hit in the head by a brick and I can't remember one damn thing
I might have been a funny singer but
now I can't tell jokes and I can't sing
and maybe the bridge for this song was once a little bit lower
maybe just a little bit funnier
maybe just a bit more clever
but don't expect me to remember
We might have had a one night stand
I might have even said "I love you"
I might have even promised you a mountain or the evening sky
I might have said "your hair style sucks"
I might have borrowed twenty bucks
We might have almost had it all
but don't expect me to call
CHORUS
[Hit in the head by a brick
and I can't remember one damn thing
Hit in the head by a brick and I don't remember one damn thing] x2