...BILLERICAY DICKIE... by Ian Dury & The Blockheads -----------------------............................. *from 'New Boots and Panties!' (1977)* *CAPO 1st FRET* (Original Key: ) Intro: (Spoken): Good evening, I'm from Essex; In case you couldn't tell, My given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay, And I'm doing very well. Verse 1: Had a love affair with Nina, in the back of my Cor-tina, A seasoned up hyena, could not be more ob-scene-a. She took me to the cleaners, and other misde-meanours, (n.) But I got right up between her, Rum and her Ri-bena. Chorus 1: /maj /maj Oh, you ask Joyce and Vicky, If candy-floss is sticky, /maj /maj I'm not a blinking thicky, I'm Billericay Dickie, (n.c) And I'm doin', very well. Verse 2: I bought a lot of brandy, when I was courting Sandy, Took eight to make her randy, and all I had was shandy. A-nother thing with Sandy, what often came in handy, (n.c) Was passing her a 'Mandy'; she didn't half go bandy. Chorus 2: /maj /maj So, you ask Joyce and Vicky, If I ever took the mickey. /maj /maj I'm not a flipping thicky, I'm Billericay Dickie, (n.c) And I'm doin', very well. Verse 3: I'd rendezvous with Janet, quite near the Isle of Thanet, She looked more like a gannet; she wasn't half a prannet. Her mother tried to ban it; her father helped me plan it, (n.c) And when I captured Janet; she bruised her pome-granate. Chorus 3: /maj /maj Oh, you ask Joyce and Vicki, If I ever shaped up tricky, /maj /maj I'm not a blooming thicky; I'm Billericay Dickie, (n.c) And I'm doin', very well. Bridge 1: You should never, hold a candle, If you don't know where it's been. The jackpot, is in the handle, (n.c) On a normal fruit ma-chine. Chorus 4: /maj So, you ask Joyce and Vicki, /maj Who's their favourite brickie. /maj /maj I'm not a common thicky, I'm Billericay Dickie, (n.c) And I'm doin', very well. Chorus 4: /maj /maj I know a lovely old toe-rag, o-bliging and no-blesse, Kindly, charming shag, from Shoeburyness. /maj /maj My given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay, (n.c) And I'm doin', very well. Chorus 5: /maj /maj So, you ask Joyce and Vicki; A pair of squeaky chickies. /maj /maj I'm not a flaming thicky, I'm Billericay Dickie, (n.c) I thought, you'd never guess. Chorus 6: /maj /maj Oh golly, oh gosh; come and lie on the couch, With a nice bit of posh, from Burnham-on-Crouch. /maj /maj My given name is Dickie; I come from Bille-ricay, (n.c) And I ain't, a slouch. Chorus 7: /maj /maj So you ask Joyce and Vicki, /maj About Billericay Dickie. /maj /maj I ain't an effin' thicky; you ask Joyce and Vicki; (n.c) I'm doing, very well. (Repeat to Fade) CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE 131211 x13331 133211 665x4x x13131 xx0231 /maj EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE 320003 323000 x32310 xx0221 xx0211