[]I once had a pig that []loved me. He lived in a shed in the []country. In a middle class district of []Dunfries. []But a sad kind of pig was []he. Chorus: []Pigs can't swim and []pigs can't fly But Pigs can see the []wind go by. Pigs make lovely []household friends. When winter comes then []summer ends. []Each week that lofty []beasty - Would beg with eyes so []misty. To take him over to []England. []His life's dream to []fulfill. Chorus []He wants to plunge into the []channel Swim to France would be his []gamble Florence Chadwick couldn't hold a []candle []To such a daring pig as []he. Chorus (This verse sung in pigs perspective - silly falsetto) []So then I came up to him []askin' will our friendship not be []lastin' and he told me I was []graspin' []and he needed to be []free! Chorus [G]So will you take me there [D]tomorrow In a pigs eye I said with [G]sorrow So he drown himself in the [C]bath tub (Naughty Boy) [D]And I had pork chops with my [G]tea! Chorus [G]Early in the [D]morning so early in the [G]morning so early in the [C]morning [D]before the break of [G]day