------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Song for Britney - Jon Lajoie ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tuning: Standard Verse chord progression: (, , , ) x 3 Chorus chord progression: , , , , , , , , Verse: Britney, I can feel your sadness. The world is filled with madness, And everybody takes it out on you And there’s nothing you can do but Girl I want you to know That I’m not one of those Chorus: Because I don’t care what they all say, I’d still have sex with you any day…any day. Britney, nobody really knows you. Yet they all think they can judge you. Although I’m not a fan of your music, The way they treat you girl it makes me sick and, Just know that I can hear your cries And I’d still love to get between those thighs, Because I don’t care what they all say, I’d still have sex with you any day…any day. And if you want to marry meeeeee, As long as I don’t have to sign a pre-nup, I agree (so that if, God forbid, we ever get a divorce, I’d be legally entitled to half of your estate.) Because I don’t care what they all say, No I don’t care what they all say, I’d still tap that ass…any day.