Whatever Tab Verse E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|--0-3-4-5-5-5-5—-----0-3-4-5-5-5-5—-----0-3-4-5-5-5-5------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-0-3-4-5-5-------------------------------------------------------------| ‘whatever’ E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---0-3-4-5-5-5-5--------—0-3-4-5-5-5-5---------—0-3-4-5-5-5-5----------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-0-3-4-5-5-------------------------------------------------------------| I went down to the beach and saw Kiki, and she was all like "errrhh" And I'm like "Whatever" E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---0-3-4-5-5-5-5—-------0-3-4-5-5-5-5—---------0-3-4-5-5-5-5-----------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-0-3-4-5-5-------------------------------------------------------------| And then this chick comes up to me and she's like "hey aren't you that dude?" and I'm like "yeah whatever". E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---0-3-4-5-5-5-5----—0-3-4-5-5-5-5—-------0-3-4-5-5-5-5----------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-0-3-4-5-5-------------------------------------------------------------| And I'm like "yeah whatever!" Chorus E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---10—----10—---10—----10—-9—--9—--9—---9------------------------------| E|---8------8-----8------8---7---7---7----7------------------------------| Cuz this is my united states of whatever }x3 E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-0-3-4-5-5-5-5—-------0-3-4-5-5-5-5—-------0-3-4-5-5-5-5---------------| ___________________________________________________________________________ E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-0-3-4-5-5-5-5-------—0-3-4-5-5-5-5-----------—0-3-4-5-5-5-5-----------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-0-3-4-5-5-------------------------------------------------------------| And then it's 3am and I'm on the street corner wearin' my leather, And this guy comes up and he's like "hey punk!" And I'm like "yeh whatever!". E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-0-3-4-5-5-5-5—--------0-3-4-5-5-5-5------—0-3-4-5-5-5-5---------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-0-3-4-5-5-------------------------------------------------------------| Then I'm throwin' dice in the alley And officer Leroy comes up and he's like "hey I thought I told you..." and I'm like "yeh whatever!". E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-0-3-4-5-5-5-5--------—0-3-4-5-5-5-5—-------0-3-4-5-5-5-5--------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-0-3-4-5-5-------------------------------------------------------------| And then up comes Zaphwer and I'm like "yo Zaphwer what's up?" and he's like "nuthin" I'm like "that's cool". Chorus E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|--10—-----10—---10—----10—-9—--9—--9—---9------------------------------| E|---8------8-----8------8---7---7---7----7------------------------------| Cuz this is my united states of whatever }x2 E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-0-3-4-5-5-5-5-----—0-3-4-5-5-5-5—-------0-3-4-5-5-5-5-----------------| ____________________________________________________________________________ E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-0-3-4-5-5-------------------------------------------------------------|