Half Your Age by R.J. Ritchie (Kid Rock) (Chorus) I found someone new who treats me better She don't bitch about things we ain't got When I sing this tune it don't upset her She's half your age and twice as hot (Verse) Oh she wakes up every morning and she folds my clothes Doesn't care about the strippers dancing at my shows She knows that I love her so I just wanted you to know (Chorus) I found someone new who treats me better She don't bitch about things we ain't got When I sing this tune it don't upset her She's half your age and twice as hot (Verse) Oh she don't start trouble cuz she dont need drama She likes it in the mornin' and she loves my momma I'm her big poppa an she's my little rock n roll (Chorus) (Chorus) I found someone new who treats me better She don't bitch about things we ain't got When I sing this tune it don't upset her She's half your age and twice as hot