17 November 2001 (In memory of Kirsty) THERE'S A GUY WORKS DOWN THE CHIP SHOP SWEARS HE'S ELVIS by Kirsty MacColl Oh darling why you talk so fast Another evening just flew past tonight And now the daybreak's coming in And I can't wait and it aint right You told me all you've done and seen And all the places you have been without me Well I don't really want to know But I'll stay quiet and then I'll go And you won't have no cause to think about me CHORUS: Theres a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis Just like you swore to me that you'd be true Theres a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis But he's a liar and I'm not sure about you Oh darling you're so popular You were the best thing new in Hicksville With your mohair suits and foreign shoes News is you changed your pick-up for a Stockville And now I'm lying here alone And your out there on the phone with some star in New York I can hear you laughing now And can't help feeling that somehow You don't mean anything you say at all CHORUS (x2) Last line repeat three times