_____________________ (x2) Being alone on Valentine's day doesn't bother me Normally, I don't exude lugubriosity But this year I am curious, What it's like to feel blue Though it may be spurious, I've got nothing else to do And I'm gonna shed tear after tear Not that I'm a lonely guy, but Valentine's comes but once a year I might as well give it a try So I'll partake in all the weeping whims that I can find Maybe watch Eternal Sunshine Of the Spotless Mind Dress all grim and gruesome Drive until I'm ill Watch the happy twosomes, Whom if I were truly lonely I would probably want to kill And I'm gonna shed tear after tear Not that I'm a lonely guy, but Valentine's comes but once a year I might as well give it a try