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Happy Birthday Aaron Tab

by Lemon Demon


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Aaron, you’re twenty-one
    
Now you can drink
()
The night away
                      
So go out and have some fun
                        
Oh, Aaron, you’re growing up,
               
Soon you’ll be lying
      
In an alleyway
         
Throwing up
              
Happy birthday, Aaron (you son of a bitch)
              
Have a piece of cake (you son of a bitch)
             
Blow out all the candles
                         
And make a wish (you son of a bitch)

(Twenty-one, twenty-one, twenty-one, twenty-one…)
His name is Aaron Ackerson,
he’s turning twenty-one.
His spiral into oldness
Has officially begun.
                
Austin gave him nothing,
                     
Grievre gave him less,
                   
Limekle gave him the finger, and

I gave him a dress.
 
Spacecat, another year’s gone by
   
It seems like it’s only been the blink of an eye

You’ve been rappin’ and chillin’ for twenty-one years
        
Now you got no choice but to drink a lot of beers

‘till it’s coming out your ears, so get down to Sears,
       
Grab a mug, fill it up, raise it up and say “Cheers”

You’re the flyest, tightest amateur DJ
    
You even did a show in your Scooby Doo PJs
Damn!
  
              
Congratulations, Aaron
                          
You’re twenty-one and you’re glarin’
                              
You’re two years out of your teens
                                
And baby, you know what that means
                               
Now you’re a man! (Man!) A man, man, man!
                                 
Now you’re a man! (Man!) A manny manny man,
                                
A man, man, man! (Man!) You are now a man,
                            
You’re a maaaan… now you’re a maaaayon.