The Lucksmiths- Clever Hans (Donald)
(2x)
We?re a pantomime horse
There?s a stupid suit where our relationship was
And we?re stuck inside, we?re stuck inside
There?s nowhere to gallop and there?s nowhere to hide
We?re a pantomime horse
The two of us down on all fours
And we?re running around blind
We?re running around blind
With you in front and me behind of course
(Whistling)
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Clever Hans, Clever Hans (4x)
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We?re a pantomime horse
And I?m mixing up my metaphors
And I?m starting to see red, I?m starting to see red
Hi ho Silver, Hello Mr Ed
(Whistling)
Clever Hans
Have we laid our bets, have we run our race?
Have we gone to pasture, have we given up the chase?
We?ve got the world at our feet You?ve got the whip in your hands
But we?re a hundred-to-one, We?re an outside chance
Sometimes it seems like no one understands
(12x)
Clever Hans
We?re a pantomime horse
The two of us down on all fours
And we?re running around fast, We?re running around fast
You?re a nose ahead , And in the end I?m just the arse