Seems like everywhere I go the sky is falling And the concierges they meet you with a frown When I come to town I ain't gonna' lie to you Well, every town is all the same You say: 'how does it feel to be travelling? How's it feel to live your life on a train? And the aeroplane?' Well, I ain't gonna' lie to you Well, every town is all the same When you've left your heart in the Portland rain... And how I wish it was not true But I ain't gonna stand up here and lie to you I believe y'all deserve more than that And if there's one thing that I've learned Brother, you know you're gonna get burned If you don't know where your love is at 'How d'you plan to get yourself connected? Are you down with all the latest trends?' To keep up with friends Well, I ain't gonna' lie to you Well, every plan is all the same Seems like everywhere I go the sky is falling And the waitress says she'll meet you with a frown When I come to town I ain't gonna' lie to you Well, every town is all the same When you've left your heart in the Portland rain... there's a room for septachords too:)