.......................................................................... Andy would bicycle across town in the rain to bring you .............................................................................. candy and John would buy the gown for you to wear to the .............................. ..................................... prom with Tom the astronomer who'd name a star for you ......................................................... (C): But I'm the luckiest guy on the Lower East Side ........................................................... cause I've got wheels and you want to go for a ride ...................................... ................ Harry is the one I think you'll marry but it's Chris ....................................... ....................... that you kissed after school I'm a fool, there's no doubt .................................................. but when the sun comes out and only when the sun comes out... (C) ............................ ...... The day is beautiful and so are you ............................ ....... My car is ugly but then I'm ugly too ........................................ ....... .............. I know you'd never give me a second glance but when the weather's .......................................... nice all the other guys don't stand a chance ........................................... I know Professor Blumen makes you feel like a woman .................................................. but when the wind is in your hair you laugh like a little girl ............................................ So you share secrets with Lou but we've got secrets too ....... ................................ Well, one: I only keep this heap for you ................................................ cause I'm the ugliest guy on the Lower East Side ............................ .................. but I've got wheels and you want to go for a ride