this is my first song!
verse 1
two foot long and your neck keeps growing
tenfoot tall round your head its snowing
twenty five grand and you work three hours
fifteen girls through a hole in your trousers
bridge
bigger better faster more
your much more cooler than you were before
bigger better cooler than me
you slayed ten dragons 'fore youve 'ad youe tea
chorus
for so long, for so long
ive been telling you please moronica stay
for so long, for so long
ive been askin you please moronica please
for so long, for so long
you listened to me
verse 2
youre much more attractive than Kathy pitkin
youve had more stiffings than rumplestilskin
you think youre cooler than all the roses
sniffing ajax up both your noses
bridge
Chorus
how could you forget your fame
how could you forget your fame
i been tellin you so long
please dont go
in my face
this will be the place
chorus
youve got more halos than simon templar
youve said more bettys than frankie spencer
your gun is bigger than captain scarlet
your face is covered in cheap mascara
repeat verse one
chorus
try picking the notes of the final chorus, and end on am.
i am dedicating this tab to Maccers as he has dedicated Judahs dog to me!!!
enjoy