------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Retirement Home - Brett Kline ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tuning: EADGBE I wrote this song, and really want people to see it. I am also writing other songs too. *palm muted* I went to see my grandparents last week I was greeted by some old freak He said "hello" at least five times to me He's probably just losing his memory *regular strumming* I'm at the retirement home I'm at the retirement home I'm at the retirement home I'm at the retirement home - oh yeah! *palm muted* Look at them losing all of their hairs Watch them falling down the stairs See that guy lying on his back Maybe he's having a heart attack - oh yeah! *regular strumming* I'm at the retirement home I'm at the retirement home I'm at the retirement home I'm at the retirement home - oh yeah! *palm muted* You have to look out for these old folks At any time they can have strokes But I feel most sorry for that one with the IV I think that nurse accidentally switched it with pee *regular strumming* I'm at the retirement home I'm at the retirement home That guy in the wheelchair is drooling foam At the retirement home - oh yeah!