you must try to lead a good life
you must do unto others
as you would have them do
so that when you die
you'll find golden boy peanuts
waiting in the afterlife for you
there are no pan-Asian supermarkets
down in hell
so you can't buy golden boy peanuts
there are no pan-Asian supermarkets
down in hell
so you can't buy golden boy peanuts
(same as verse above)
if thine enemy oppresses you
you must
let him oppress you some more
so that when you go shopping in paradise
you'll find those magnificent peanuts
from Singapore
with the drawing of the
young Chinese farmer
eastern sun behind him
smiling at you from the shelves
if we want to spend eternity in happiness
we are going to have to watch ourselves
you must give to the march of dimes
you must be on guard against wickedness
at all times and you will find that your efforts
have brought you great joy when your
spirit is munching on that golden boy
there are no pan-Asian supermarkets
down in hell
so you can't buy golden boy peanuts there
but the streets of heaven are lined with shells
and there's billboards of the golden boy everywhere
there are no pan-Asian supermarkets
down in hell
so you can't buy golden boy peanuts
there are no pan-Asian supermarkets
down in hell
so you can't buy golden boy peanuts