Agnes it all ended up in tears Well we were an odd couple you and I In our strange and original attire I thought, I thought it was love at first sight My mother, my mother, she shivered with spite Well I couldn't tell if you were boy or girl My mind was in such a swirl It was a case of grist to the mill True love grows, it grows oh where it will (E--0--2--4--7---) (high) Alas, Oh Agnes I still adore you, oh Agnes Oh Agnes, Oh Agnes, Oh Agnes, Oh Agnes Agnes it all ended up in tears But you still have your souvenirs You've got scars from head to toe It's getting hard to tell your friends from foe N.C (But they are the same as the first verse) Well, you picked me up at the station After my backstreet operation You broke me, you broke the painful news You dumped me, you dumped me for a pretty young muse D So the lessons they are there to learn My scars are caused by cigarette burns I have no mirrors and I spend my days Reminiscing on your porcelain gaze (E--0--2--4--7---) (high) Alas, Oh Agnes I still adore you, oh Agnes Oh Agnes, Oh Agnes, Oh Agnes, Oh Agnes Oh Agnes I adore you Oh Agnes I adore you Oh Agnes I adore you Oh Agnes I still adore you (high) End on A