I'm the Urban Spaceman
by Neil Innes, The Bonzo Dog Do Da Band
1968
I'm the urban spaceman, baby, I've got speed, I've got everything I need.
I'm the urban spaceman, baby, I couldn't fly, I'm a supersonic guy
I don't need pleasure, I don't feel pain, if you were to knock me down, I'd just get up again
I'm the urban spaceman, baby, I'm making out, I'm all about
I wake up every morning with a smile upon my face
My natural exuberance spills out all over the place
I'm the urban spaceman, I'm intelligent and clean, know what I mean
I'm the urban spaceman, as a lover second to none, it's a lot of fun
I never let my friends down, I've made a boop
I'm a glossy magazine, an advert on the tube
I'm the urban spaceman, baby, here comes the twist
I don't exist.