For The Benefit Of Mankind Neil Innes Intro*: Ever since I was knee-high to a bandy dragonfly / I've been asking questions, "Why?" For the benefit of mankind (For the benefit of mankind) I compared the monkey's tail to the flipper of the whale / and the Buddhist's fingernail For the benefit of mankind (For the benefit of mankind) For the benefit of mankind For the benefit of mankind For the anthropological technicalogical benefit of mankind Instr*: I've seen pandas on the wing Heard the brontosaurus sing / And I've measured balls of string For the benefit of mankind (For the benefit of mankind) I've untangled tambourines Disinfected aubergines / Looped a loop in submarines For the benefit of mankind (For the benefit of mankind) For the benefit of mankind For the benefit of mankind For the abracadabrical polysyllabical benefit of mankind Instr: For the purely statistical theosophistical characteristical man in the street My proper reality universality fundamentality cannot be beat! (his fundamentality cannot be beat) My fundamentality cannot be beat! (his fundamentality cannot be beat!) For the benefit of mankind For the benefit of mankind For the simply omnivorous wholly vociferous benefit of mankind For the benefit of mankind For the benefit of mankind For the anthropological technicalogical abracadabrical polysyllabical simply omnivorous holy vociferous! benefit of mankind HEY! NB: For the sections with Dm and a bass note (eg. Dm/C, which is Dm with a C bass), Dm can be played without the bass note all the way through. "*" = impressive Andy Roberts guitar solo!