song title:...and she farted Performed by: Nogchompa e-----------------------------------------------------| b-----------------------------------------------------| g----9-9-9-9---9-9-9----------------------------------| d----9-9-9-9---9-9-9--------7-7-----------------------| a----7-7-7-7---7-7-7--------7-7-----------------------| e---------------------------5-5-----------------------| e-----------------------------------------------------| b-----------------------------------------------------| g-----------------------------------------------------| d--9-9-9--9-9-----------------------------------------| a--9-9-9--9-9-----------------------------------------| e--7-7-7--7-7-----------------------------------------| chorus: e-----------------------------------------------------| b-----------------------------------------------------| g---9-9-9---------------------------------------------| d---9-9-9----7-7-7--7-7---9-9--9---7-7-7--7-7---------| a---7-7-7----7-7-7--7-7---9-9--9---7-7-7--7-7---------| e------------5-5-5--5-5---7-7--7---5-5-5--5-5---------| badass lyrics: Well I know this girl, who`s really hot, and if I could I`d probably lick her twat, and I really like her but its not my fault, her boyfriend has no balls at all. Late last night I heard them fight, I went for the rebound but she said goodnight, and I hope she knows she is a whore, but when I think about her I want her even more. Chorus: When her boyfriend was watching the tube, I took her in the bathroom and felt her boob. She turned and said, what you trying to do, I said Baby all I want is you. I went to her room,heard Blink 182, I asked if that was my cd she said who are you, then she opened the bathroom door, and let the biggest fart I ever heard before. chorus again.