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Jaques Lamure Tab

by Of Montreal


the chord pattern in this song is really weird, yet pretty brilliant.

                             
Jacques Lamure is a volunteer fireman
                    
He longs to give his life
                                         
Saving a nice old man and his wife

When their house is filled with flames

Earning him honor and fame


                                 
Jacques Lamure is a foreman at a clock factory
                 
He wishes he were boss
                                      
So he could fire that scoundrel William Moss

Who always puts him down

When Megan Blanchard is around



He told himself last year

that when springtime was here
                                
He would suddenly appear at Meg's door
                             
He'd rent a mariachi band and respectfully demand

His dear Meg to take his hand
                     
And to be his forever more
                        
But of course he didn't dare
                    
and pretended not to care
                       
About the insult or the loss
                                            
When he found out she'd married William Moss



Jacques Lamure goes to see a show

every other Friday night
                    
He likes the westerns best
                                               
He'd rather be a sheriff with a gold star on his chest

Than that weird guy who never says a word

And when spoken to pretends he hadn't heard


                          
He realized one day that he didn't have to stay
                                             
That he could move as far away as planes could fly

He chuckled as he mused

About the people who had rused him
                                            
And how shocked and confused that they would be
                                     
When he says goodbye and never turns around
                                
Never returns to that miserable town
                                
Then as weeks passed he soon did find
                                               
This move had greatly improved his state of mind