Capo on 4 Chords used (relative to capo): e|- - x - - e|- - x - - B|- - x - - B|- - x - - G|- - - - - G|- - - - - D|- - - - - D|- x - - - A|- x - - - A|- - x - - E|- - x - - E|- - - - - You sat down on our leather chair. Called everyone Said stick your toes all up in the air, “Come on it’ll be fun!” Some tried they thought you were a little strange. They were all right We did thirteen-thousand exercises They were all ashamed But we were all okay You called me up said “Boy, you can’t handle this!” I was uptight Only punches below the neck Not the pretty face They all came and they gathered ‘round Now is our time Chaos was followed by stupid laughs But I don’t even care No, I don’t even care I don’t even care (strum repeatedly) Stay back Stay home Stay home