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Father’s Last Word - Pat Dailey
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Tuning: Standard E
e|--0----1----1----3----0----0--|
B|--1----1----3----0----1----1--|
G|--0----2----2----0----3----2--| Chords with an exclamation point ex. C!
D|--2----3----0----0----2----2--| indicate that the chord is only strummed
A|--3----3----X----2----3----0--| once and rings out.
E|--0----1----X----3----X----X--|
(Intro)
(Verse 1)
Sit down my sons, I’ve something to say
What my father told me on his dying day
And now to my own sons, I pass this along
For my time is at hand, and soon I’ll be gone
I’ve tried to teach you what’s right and what’s wrong
Be upright, be honest, be brave and be strong
Be kind and be true to the good friends you’ve made
And never turn down a chance to get laid!
CHORUS 1:
Do the Young ones, the old ones,
The hot ones, the cold ones
The scags, the hags, the free and the paid
Do the rich ones the poor ones
The drunk on the floor ones
If they’re ugly son pull down the shade
And never turn down a chance to get laid!
Interlude
(Verse 2)
Oh boys now I lay here my body all broke
I pray you’ll be heedin’ these last words I spoke
As I meet my maker I clearly now see
Why all of your mothers are so pissed off at me
CHORUS 2:
So, do the big ones, the small ones
The short ones, the tall ones
The street walking hooker, the cooker of pain
Do the flat chested screamer
The big breasted big beamers
Never mind if she’s fertile or spayed
And never turn down a chance to get laid!
CHORUS 3:
Do the sleazy, the easy
The smelly, the greasy
The smutty, the slutty, the chubby ones too
Do the classic two bagger
The two legged tail wager
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And boys you’ll know when you’re through
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When you’ve found one you love who loves who loves you
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But until you do…
CHORUS 4:
Do the black ones the white ones
The loose ones the tight ones
The freaks do the geeks, the uniques and all the antiques
Do the nasty and the mean, the obese the obscene
But never turn down a chance…
Always go for romance
Never turn down a chance…
Always go for the pants
And never turn down a chance to get laid!
(Outro)
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