JUST HOW DRUNK ARE WE GONNA GET?
performed by Pat Dailey, written by Shel Silverstein
Just how drunk are we gonna get?
Don't ask me, I don't know yet.
I just walked in and we just met.
And there's 20 more bars that we're still gonna hit.
Will I have a single? Will you have a double?
Will we get mello? Will we get in trouble?
Will we get lucky? Will we get stinko?
Will we stay sober? No, I don't think so.
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Just how drunk are we gonna get?
Don't ask me, I ain't there yet.
I got a whistle that still aint wet.
So just how drunk are we gonna get.
Will we start dancing and singing loud?
Will we jump on the bar and moon the crowd?
Will you get goosed? Will I get molested?
Will we get cheered or will we get arrested?
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Will I get in a fight? Will I wreck my car?
Will I barf on my shoes and leave the bar
with somebodys wife that I've never known,
or will I get really drunk and go home to my own?
CHORUS 6X and fade