Chokin' the Gopher
intro
I've been swimming in a pool of goldfish
Pretending they're piranha
Sleeping with a girl named Katie
Pretending her name is Donna
Would you like to know what I'm doing
In my shack out in the woods
I can't tell you, but it's something feels so
good
I'm choking the gopher,
I'm slamming the ham
I'm pounding the rocket,
flogging the dolphin
Oh yes I am!
I'm choking the gopher,
chalking the cue
I'm spanking the monkey
And I'm thinking 'bout you
same thing for second verse
between that and female part
I'm juicing the mango,
I'm flipping the switch,
I'm orbiting Venus
and I don't need a *enis
To be one sexed up *itch!
I'm gilding the lily,
I'm taming the shrew,
I'm saucing the taco
And I'm not thinking 'bout you!
I'm smacking the cracker,
I'm attacking Peru
I'm choking the gopher
And I'm thinking 'bout you
I'm choking the gopher
And I'm thinking 'bout you