Sex and Beer St. Paul in his letter to the Ephesians Said, "It came to me upon a midnight clear bass I finished writing all of my gospel Now all I seem to want is sex and beer" Marc Antony looked down on Caesar�s body He said "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me you ear bass I did not come here to praise Caeser I came here for sex and beer Chorus Sex and beer, sex and beer Are the two things we hold dear Sex and beer, sex and beer Are the things we like �round here ...and then the rest of the song goes on using the same chords.