Words & music by Paul Simon 1975 | | "The problem is all inside your head", she said to me D#07 |+5 +| The answer is easy if you take it logically | I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free | | | There must be fifty ways to leave your lover | She said it's really not my habit to intrude | D#07 |+5 + Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued | | But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude | | | There must be fifty ways to leave your lover | Fifty ways to leave your lover | | Just slip out the back, Jack | | Make a new plan, Stan | | You don't need to be coy, Roy | Just get yourself free | | Hop on the bus, Gus | | You don't need to discuss much | | Just drop off the key, Lee | | And get yourself free | | Just slip out the back, Jack | | Make a new plan, Stan | | You don't need to be coy, Roy | Just get yourself free | | Hop on the bus, Gus | | You don't need to discuss much | | Just drop off the key, Lee | | | | | And get yourself free | She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain | D#07 |+5 + | I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again | I said I appreciate that and would you please explain | | | About the fifty ways | She said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight | D#07 |+5 + And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light | | And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right | | | There must be fifty ways to leave your lover | Fifty ways to leave your lover | | Just slip out the back, Jack | | Make a new plan, Stan | | You don't need to be coy, Roy | Just get yourself free | | Hop on the bus, Gus | | You don't need to discuss much | | Just drop off the key, Lee | | And get yourself free | | You just slip out the back, Jack | | Make a new plan, Stan | | You don't need to be coy, Roy | Just get yourself free | | Hop on the bus, Gus | | You don't need to discuss much | | Just drop off the key, Lee | | | | | And get yourself free 322000 or XX3231 xx0432 or XX0202 x32000 x24222 or X2121X 021202 022000 D#dim7 xx1222 or XX1212 +5 320203 or 3X424X + xx1004 x02213 320003 x13311 or X13033 x32310