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Polyester Bride Tab

by Phair Liz


This is my first tab, even though its not tabs, its chords, but i was suprised that this
song wasnt here because knowing these chords is basically just common sense. Have fun:)




     Gx2 (intro)



                          
I was talking, not two days ago
                                  
To a certain bartender i'm lucky to know
                                   
And i asked henry, my bartending friend
                                  
If i should bother dating unfamous men



And henry said,
                     
"you're lucky to even know me,
                    
You're lucky to be alive.
                     
You're lucky to be drinking here for free,
                                          
'cause i'm a sucker for your lucky, pretty eyes."


 
And then he said,
                                             
"do you wanna be a polyester bride?
                                             
Or do you want to hang your head and die?
                                              
Do you want to find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale?
                                                       
Do you want to flap your wings and fly away from here?"


                              
And i was sitting, not two days ago
                                       
Feeling lonely, 'cause i'm just feeling low
                                 
And i asked henry, my bartending friend
                                     
Why it is that there are those kind of men



And henry said,
                       
"you're lucky to even know me,
                    
You're lucky to be alive.
                    
You're lucky to be drinking here for free,
                             
'cause i'm a sucker for your lucky, pretty eyes."



And then he said,
                                     
"do you wanna be a polyester bride?
                                             
Or do you want to hang your head and die?
                                               
Do you want to find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale?
                                              
Do you want to flap your wings and fly away from here?"


                                                    
"princess, do you really want to flap your wings and fly?
                   
Because you've got time."
                                  
He keeps telling me, "you've got time."

But i don't believe him
            
"you've got time."


                    
I keep on pushing harder
                          
I keep on pushing farther away
                            
But he keeps telling me, "baby",
           
He says, "baby, yeah


                                      
Do you want to be a polyester bride?
                                        
Or do you want to hang your head and die?
                                               
Do you want to find alligator cowboy boots they just put on sale?
                                              
Do you want to flap your wings and fly away from here?"
 

                              
"do you want to be a polyester bride?"
            
Away from here
                               
"do you want to be a polyester bride?"
           
Away from here
                               
"do you want to be a polyester bride?"
                                                                       
"princess, do you really want to flap your wings and fly away from here?"