Crazy Horse Staring with a mischevous grin Staring she Drew me in with her eyes And held me there with her Everybody in the cafe laughed When I got that news, when I got back "Good job, dude", Anandi said "You just kissed Crazy Horse's girlfriend" Now I'm in deep shit I said I had a bag over my head Bleaching my hair, But I pulled it down A little lower Crazy Horse is the meanest Of the meanest, the leader Of the lowest of the low The St. Paul skins With a bullet in his head And I just kissed Crazy Horse's girlfriend Anandi grabbed a napkin She drew a diagram With red lipstick This is how you'll look When he gets through You never should have come in the first place And now the boot boys are gonna rearrange your face "I tried to warn you", she said "But now you're going back to kiss her again"