Jake's Sis
By: Poached Trout
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Her hair shines like sand
She's got eyes like grapes
Her name's Renee
And Hulk Rules!
She's the one from my dreams
SHE'S BANGIN!!!
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Chorus:
I have lofty expectations
Of her body's specifications
Cause she's the one for me
Even though she's forty-three
SHE'S BANGIN'!
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I'd kung pow her chicken
She should work at Stop and Shop
She can speak pig latin
Blue eyes are my favorite
(No Playing)Even though she's got two glass ones
I bought her a Mazda Miata
She crashed it into my house
I got all riled up
But she left
(No playing)Then I ate some Mac n' Cheez
Chorus