***CEILIDH COWBOY - Shane MacGowan from the album "The Crock Of Gold" Ceilidh Cowboy - as perfomed by Shane MacGowan and The Popes Intro: [ ] [ ] repeat X 2 I am a ceilidh cowboy I'm a stranger in this town You should hear your women squeal with joy When I get their knickers down I'll dance them and romance them Till they're nearly out of breath Then when I take them out for air I'll fuck them half to death Been sitting on the fridge close to the edge Runnin out of coke and dyin for a poke Don't lock up your wives and daughters Don't lock up your cats and dogs Like I came down here my feet all bare And I sleep in a hollow log Chorus: (repeat X 2) Yippee I oh, Yippee I ay Yodle odle ee Yodle odle ee Yodle odle odle ay Break: [ ] [ ] repeat X 2 My name is Father Emmett I've been banished from my home Cos all the women loved me And I always had the bone I can play the concertina, guitar, bazouki and citern When I dance the Siege of Ennis The floor beneath me starts to burn For a jar or two just to get me through I'll do a turn for you... and absolve you too I'll take care of your missus All night long the whole night through While you jump on that young one over there That's makin eyes at you Chorus: (repeat X 4) Yippee I oh, Yippee I ay Yodle odle ee Yodle odle ee Yodle odle odle ay