Nannie's going crazy and she lost everything she had
Jody's hooked on drugs we have her husband to thank for that
Her kids are spoiled shits who seem to bitch nonstop
And they're always finding new ways to piss Greg off
(chorus)
And that's the family I've had to live with everyday
Me I'm prefect in every single way
If God would only make more of me
The world would just be dandy
But in stead God made my family
Jeremy's not so bad when you give Him a quarter sac
And Michael's pretty happy with a six pack
David's always gone God knows what he's hooked on
And Texas seems to be his second home
(repeat chorus)