New York City! (uh huh.) Centre of the universe. (sing it, girl) Times are shitty, but I'm pretty sure they can't get worse. (I hear ya.) It's a comfort to know, when you're singing the "Hit the Road Blues" N/ That anywhere else you could possibly go after New York would be: N/ A Pleasure cruise. Now you're Talkin'. (collins's trademark evil laugh, lol muahaha) Well I'm thwarted by a metaphysic puzzle And I'm sick of gradin' papers, that I know. I'm shouting in my sleep I need a muzzle And all this misery pays no salary so Chorus: Let's Open up a restaurant in Santa Fe Sunny Santa Fe Would be Nice Let's Open up a Restaurant in Santa Fe And leave this to the roaches and mice. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh You teach? Yeah, I teach Computer age philosophy When my students would rather watch T.V.? America. (America) You're a sensitive aesthete, Brush the sauce onto the meat You can make the menu sparkle with a rhyme You can drum a gentle drum, I can seat guests as they come Chatting not about Heidegger but wine. Let's open up a restaurant in Santa Fe Our labours would reap financial gain We'll open up a restaurant in Santa Fe And save from devastation our brains (save our brains) We'll pack up all our junk and fly so far away Devote ourselves to projects that sell We'll open up a restaurant in Santa Fe Forget this cold bohemian hell Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (whoa oh oh oh whoa oh oh) Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah yeah yeah mmhmm *strange nasal sounds* Do you know the way To Santa Fe? (ritando) Yeaaah. Amadd9