Album: "The Agorophobic Cowboy"
INTRO:
I was datin' some girl from Dayton
When I got a little noisy with someone else from Boise
I did some yoga in Saratoga
Wound up with lombago from San Diego
It got a little clamy one night in Miami
Made me wish again to be back in Michigan
I got too cute that time in Butte
Finally hit my quota in Sarasota
CHORUS:
I wanna stop all this frequent flyin'
Stay clear of those friendly skies
Too tired of all this tryin'
I need a map to keep track of my lies
No more rental cars and mini bars, macadamaia jars, and five star motels
I had a folly one night in Raleigh
Man it was scenic on down in Phoenix
I went bonkers one night in Yonkers
But it was costin' too much in Boston
CHORUS:
I wanna shredder this rail pass
I gotta get back on the right side of the tracks
I wanna switch directions fast
It's just easier to stick to the facts
No more don't tells and won't tells, I'm done with these five star motels
CHORUS:
I'm gonna pull the wheels off this wheel estate
Park it on a pretty piece of land
Find a hometown girl that I can show the world
And tell the boys that I'm leavin' the band
I kept a stash of petty cash for a weddin' bash in the finest hotel
SOLO
We were playin' some bars one night on Mars
When a gal from Pluto lookin' for a little judo
I started to swoon, orbiting her moon
If I lived on Jupiter I couldn't have been stupider
CHORUS:
I can't blame you for what you see
You are light years ahead of me
I messed around with re-entry
We're just not from the same galaxy
It's just the way I am, sorry ma'am, but I'll be damned to five star
I won't tell if you don't tell it's just as well in these five star
There's no hope, it's the way I cope, I stole the soap from the five star motel