Album: "The Agorophobic Cowboy"
INTRO:
This guy's sayin' this, and that guy's sayin' that
This guy flew his barber in, and that guy loves his hat
This guy wasn't tellin' the truth when he said that that guy lies
His numbers went up anyway, and again when he apologized
Any old thing can float, we're all in the same old boat
You gotta strike the right note
Me and my pet goat are gonna vote
For four more beers, four more beers, four more beers
If you're goin' down this fast what's the point in switchin' gears
Here's three cheers for four more beers
Amber nights will help assuage my fears
This guy reads the news and that guy makes it up
If this guy wins on that guy's spin then I am givin' up
That guy's former mistress says that this guy's just a crook
And those guys just all cut the line to have her sign her book
There ain't no need to gloat, we're all in the same old boat
You gotta strike the right note
Me and my pet goat are gonna vote
For four more beers, four more beers, for more beers
When you don't know where you're goin' what's it matter who steers
Here's three cheers for four more beers
Bitter ales might wash away my tears
And I wanna live in a swing state
A perpetual state of swing
Throw another couple of blogs on the fire
While I revel in my bling...bling...
There's that famous rock star singin' foreign policy
Who knew from those love songs he was on the G.E.D.
Parks that brand new hybrid right beside his private jet
Revenues might improve when they tax the internet
Any old thing can float, we're all in the same old bloat
You gotta strike the right note
Me and my pet goat, we're gonna do it all by rote
Me and my pet goat are gonna vote
For four more beers, four more beers, four more beers
When you're goin' down this fast what's the use in switchin' gears
Here's three cheers for four more beers
Amber nights will help assuage my fears
Bitter ales might wash away my tears